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The wet dream

Postby expat » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:49 am

Husband to wife," I had a wet dream about you last night".
Wife, duly impressed, "That's nice, how did it go".
Husband, " You where run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing".
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: The wet dream

Postby Giteen » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:26 pm

*smack*.. ;D
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Re: The wet dream

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:32 pm

I don't think I'll tell this one to Mrs. Ozzy ;D
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Re: The wet dream

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:36 pm

I don't think I'll tell this one to Mrs. Ozzy ;D


I would have definately told this one to my ex-wife..... :D
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Re: The wet dream

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:05 pm

my ex-wife

My point entirely ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The wet dream

Postby Ecko » Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:11 pm

LOL! ;D
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Re: The wet dream

Postby Mees » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:51 pm

LMAO!
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Re: The wet dream

Postby Akula. » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:27 pm

;D that was the best laugh i've had in a long time!
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Re: The wet dream

Postby pepper_airborne » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:23 pm

A classic.
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Re: The wet dream

Postby geckos_ftw » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:11 pm

lolz  ;D
im not suffering insanity,

im enjoying every minute of it!
So is your Badger.
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