New European Languages

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New European Languages

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:25 pm

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by v

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

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Re: New European Languages

Postby Al_Fallujah » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:44 pm

Ist Vunderbar mein Fuhrer!

... opz.. I mean.. vunderful! Itz Vunderful!



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Re: New European Languages

Postby NDSP » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:13 pm

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I think you have the best sig on Simviation  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New European Languages

Postby H » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:12 am

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis...
There will be on this side of the pond. Plus, my personal alphabet has already dropped c, q and x. However, it has single consonants added for ch, sh, th (as in 'this') and th (as in 'thin'), as well as additional vowels to differentiate long and short forms.
Of course, I've been misunderstood for a long time.
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Re: New European Languages

Postby Fozzer » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:20 am

Fantastic........ :D...!

The thing is, most English speaking Folks use the "Euro Language" already...as in "Bad Spelling", apart from Americans who insist upon using "Texas/Alabama/Florida/George W. Bush Language", which is even more bleedin' annoying... ;)...!

Tee-Hee... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul..."BBC English", (with Cockney overtones)... :-*... ;)....!

P.S.  ...sorry Texas....NAH!.... ;D....!
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Re: New European Languages

Postby Papa9571 » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:06 am

Fozzy.....

you forgot the Bostonian dialect and the New York slang ;D
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Re: New European Languages

Postby Fozzer » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:19 am

Fozzy.....

you forgot the Bostonian dialect and the New York slang ;D


Tee-Hee... ;D...!

Sorry, my old Chum...

I always work on the assumption that the dialect gets progressively worse, the further South you go.
So normally, New York should be reasonably acceptable; with Texas, Alabama, and Florida being on the opposite end of the scale.... :o...!

(I've got this "thing" about accents).... ::)...LOL...!

Paul..now strap me to a chair, and play me another Dolly Parton interview... :'(...!

P.S. Actually, Florida might not be that bad (apart from GWB!). I hear that it is now a retirement home for Elderly New-Yorkers and the surrounding area... ::)...?
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Re: New European Languages

Postby NDSP » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:39 pm

Fozzy.....

you forgot the Bostonian dialect and the New York slang ;D


1# Never make fun of New Yorkers!

2# Always make fun of Bostonians (Or whatever there called) otherwise refered to as R*d Sox fans  >:(

In local language, someone would proly say F--- off to that.... but thats that family friendly.   :D

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Re: New European Languages

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:11 pm

yeah i know heatnyc it is the best sig, but i was trying to find an image of the yanks but no luck....







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Re: New European Languages

Postby NDSP » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:23 pm

yeah i know heatnyc it is the best sig, but i was trying to find an image of the yanks but no luck....







oh yea, Buck Foston



I think your also one of the first people to remember the C in heatnyc

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Re: New European Languages

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:15 am

did u see this article,
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6491 ... P&GT1=9131

i think its bs cause the yanks' new era is just begining, with melky and philips and hughes the yankees will be great into the next decade.
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Re: New European Languages

Postby Theis » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:53 am

I don't like the hetz that is going on about Boston..

If you guys would try to calm down a little....This is a FS forum after all, not a sports forum.. ;)
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Re: New European Languages

Postby NDSP » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:18 pm

I don't like the hetz that is going on about Boston..

If you guys would try to calm down a little....This is a FS forum after all, not a sports forum.. ;)


True, but I also just found someone who also hates the Red Sox on this forum so that made me feel less lonely  :D
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