Five surgeons are arguing about who are the best surgical patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like accountants.
You open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second says, "Yeah, but electricians are even better!
Their connecting parts are all color coded."
The third surgeon adds, "That's fine, but I prefer librarians.
Everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon opines, "You know, I've always liked construction
workers. They understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than expected."
But the fifth surgeon just shook his head. "Give me a politician anytime.
No guts, no heart, no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!"
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