First Aid.

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First Aid.

Postby Saitek » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:27 pm

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first
to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. "Step
aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first-aid!"

The woman watched for a few minutes, then tapped him on the shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor,
I'm right here."



Blond First Responder

"How come you're late?" asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress
walked into the bar.

"It was awful," she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there
was a terrible accident. A guy was thrown from his car, his leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and
there was blood everywhere. I'm so glad I went through that first aid course.

"What did you do?" asked the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
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Re: First Aid.

Postby Ashton Lawson » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:56 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: First Aid.

Postby CSM » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:41 am

hahahahaha LMAO the first one is great the second one is okay  :D
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