Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Support

[Theis]

12. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

11. "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

10. "Sooo -- what are you wearing?"

9. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

8. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

7. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with '60 Minutes.' Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

6. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

5. "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

2. "OK, turn to Page 523 in your copy of 'Dianetics.'"

And the No. 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

1. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

[Sytse]

4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

LOL!  ;D

[Al_Fallujah]

4. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

hehe.. I like this one.

Might have to use that one on a call.