A young sailor walks into a local pub, orders a drink, and sits down. Moments later, a pirate, with a wooden leg, a hook, and an eye patch walks in, and also orders beer, shortly after sitting next to the sailor. The sailor looks at the pirate thinking about what could have happened to him, and eventually asks. "It was a stormy sea that night, and a huge wave hit me ship and I fell overboard into shark infested waters. A shark swam towards me and bit me leg off."
"That's terrible," said the sailor, "what happened with your hand?"
"I was in the heat of battle when an enemy swordsman came from behind and sliced off my hand."
"Gee, that's really bad. What happened with your eye?"
"A seagull dropping landed in it."
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?"
"Well, it was me first day with the hook..."
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