Senior Sex.

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Senior Sex.

Postby eno » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:17 am

A couple living in Florida who were both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man replied, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
       
The doctor raised his eyebrows, but he was so amazed that such an elderly couple were asking for sexual advice that he agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said: "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanked them for coming to see him and wished them good luck. He also charged them $50 and said goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple return and ask the sex therapist to watch again. The therapist was a bit puzzled, but agreed.  
The same thing happened several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.
       
After about 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor said, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man replied, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and so we can't go to mine. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."


enjoy ........ they did!!  ;D ;D
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Re: Senior Sex.

Postby an-225 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:37 am

Eww...sweet enola gay son that is crude. But great nontheless!  ;D
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Re: Senior Sex.

Postby Travis » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:45 am

hee-hee-hee!  Great stuff . . . hope I'm that devious at 80! :D
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Re: Senior Sex.

Postby Jared » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:34 pm

;D cool
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Re: Senior Sex.

Postby Mees » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:01 am

It would indeed be rather harsh to do it in the bushes at your 80th!!... ;D
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