Family Fortunes bloopers

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Family Fortunes bloopers

Postby expat » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:32 am

These people must be the close relatives of the Darwin Winners:


Q: Name something a blind person might use.
A: A sword.

Q: Name a song with moon in the title.
A: Blue Suede Moon.

Q: Name a bird with a long neck.
A: Naomi Campbell.

Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch.
A: A burglar.

Q: Name a famous brother and sister.
A: Bonnie & Clyde.

Q: Name a dangerous race.
A: The Arabs.

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers.
A: A horse.

Q: Name something that floats in the bath.
A: Water.

Q: Name something you wear on the beach.
A: A deckchair.

Q: Name something Red.
A: My cardigan.

Q: Name a famous royal.
A: Mail.

Q: Name a number you have to memorize.
A: 7.

Q: Name something in the garden that's green.
A: Shed.

Q: Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine.
A: A bicycle with wings.

Q: Name something you might be allergic to.
A: Skiing.

Q: Name a famous bridge.
A: The bridge over troubled waters.

Q: Name something a cat does.
A: Goes to the toilet.

Q: Name something you do in the bathroom.
A: Decorate.

Q: Name an animal you might see at the zoo.
A: A dog.

Q: Name something associated with the police.
A: Pigs.

Q: Name a sign of the zodiac.
A: April.

Q: Name something slippery.
A: A conman.

Q: Name a kind of ache.
A: Fillet 'O' Fish.

Q: Name a food that can be brown or white.
A: Potato.

Q: Name a jacket potato topping.
A: Jam.

Q: Name a famous Scotsman.
A: Jock.

Q: Name something with a hole in it.
A: Window.

Q: Name a non-living object with legs.
A: Plant.

Q: Name a domestic animal.
A: Leopard.

Q: Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'.
A: Knee.

Q: Name a way of cooking fish.
A: Cod.

Q: Name something you open other than a door.
A: Your bowels.
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Re: Family Fortunes bloopers

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:20 am

Was a blond taking the test...... ;)

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Re: Family Fortunes bloopers

Postby Jared » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:29 am

yes I do believe it was all blondes!
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