Really silly joke

[ozzy72]

A man wakes up on a desert island and there is nobody around. Then he notices his hand is dark red! He pulls up his shirt sleeve and sees that his arm is the same colour and the other hand as well. He checks his other arm and finds out that it is also dark red. So he pulls his trouser legs up and discovers his legs and feet are dark red also. He then shouts "Oh my God I've been marooned!"

[expat]

Is it possible to ban yourself, that is dreadful.

Matt

[eno]

Don't worry Matt ....... I'll ban him  ;D

[Woodlouse2002]

Brilliant! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[flymo]

-john read's thread

-john packs his 9mm pistol and 1 bullet into a sock, which goes into a briefcase

-john boards plane to that place where ozzy lives (begins with "B" but he gets their"

-john knocks on ozzy's door, and his wife answers....bugger!

nice joke ozzy

[Alonso]

OMG!!!!! amazing!!!

[smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

[Jared]

d'oh!

[Romulus111VADT]

[Akula.]

im gonna kill you  ;D

[H]

Leaves us a bit red-faced...

8-)