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SR-71 Humor

Postby tomcatter » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:30 pm

Two short stories about SR71s.  Both happened late Sunday evening while I was on the way home from the Midwest  on a long cross-country in my rusty A-7E cruising along trying to keep awake.

The first time, and I think their call sign was Gunfighter (sounds a little too much like motion picture call signs, doesn't it?) I was coming across into Los Angeles airspace from Salt Lake when I heard "Center, Gunfighter 42, I think we are going to need a 360 on course to burn off altitude before we can descend into Edwards."

"Gunfighter 42, Center, roger that.  How much room do you need?"

" Utah and Arizona would be nice!"



The last time I was farther east on Salt Lake Center, middle of the night again on a very slow night, when the voice came up: "Center, Gunfighter 51, we would like Flight Level 650."

"Well, Gunfighter, if you can climb to 65,000 feet, I can tell you, it is all yours!"

"Uh, Center, this is Gunfighter 51.  We would actually like to DESCEND to Flight Level 650."



I heard one of the last SR71 pilots for NASA Dryden speak a few years back.  He was asked what a typical mission was like.

"Well, we would take off from Edwards (California desert north of Los Angeles,) get up to altitude, hit the tanker (for refueling), then fly over to White Sands Missile Range (not far from El Paso, Texas) and check our telemetry, then fly up to the Canadian border and commence a Peacekeeper missile profile back to White Sands to calibrate their equipment, then fly home again."

"And how long did that take?"

"About 35 minutes."


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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby Theis » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:42 pm

Couldn't stop laughing from the first, second and third one!! ;D ;D
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby matt2190 » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:04 pm

;D Those a great.
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby Akula. » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:49 pm

hehehee second one's hilarious!
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby Helms » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:27 pm

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Last one was the best
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby flymo » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:34 pm

:D :D nice
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby BFMF » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:20 pm

It reminded me of this one, so I dug it up.... ;D


Groundspeed 1742 knots

I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt and I were screaming across southern California 13 miles high. We were monitoring various radio transmissions from other aircraft as we entered Los Angeles Center's airspace. Though they didn't really control us, they did monitor our movement across their scope.

I heard a Cessna ask for a readout of its groundspeed. "90 knots," Center replied.

Moments later a Twin Beech required the same. "120 knots," Center answered.

We weren't the only ones proud of our speed that day, as almost instantly an F-18 smugly transmitted, "Ah, Center, Dusty 52 requests groundspeed readout." There was a slight pause. "525 knots on the ground, Dusty."

Another silent pause. As I was thinking to myself how ripe a situation this was, I heard the familiar click of a radio transmission coming from my back-seater. It was at that precise moment I realized Walt and I had become a real crew, for we were both thinking in unison.

"Center, Aspen 20, you got a groundspeed readout for us?" There was a longer-than-normal pause. "Aspen, I show one thousand seven hundred forty-two knots."

No further inquiries were heard on that frequency.
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby tomcatter » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:02 pm

haha now that one is good too...damn, mach 2.2? or so i believe...wouldnt that be sick...
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby eno » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:07 am

This just has to be done ................ Image .....all of them.
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby Isak922 » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:44 am

It reminded me of this one, so I dug it up.... ;D


Groundspeed 1742 knots

I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt and I were screaming across southern California 13 miles high. We were monitoring various radio transmissions from other aircraft as we entered Los Angeles Center's airspace. Though they didn't really control us, they did monitor our movement across their scope.

I heard a Cessna ask for a readout of its groundspeed. "90 knots," Center replied.

Moments later a Twin Beech required the same. "120 knots," Center answered.

We weren't the only ones proud of our speed that day, as almost instantly an F-18 smugly transmitted, "Ah, Center, Dusty 52 requests groundspeed readout." There was a slight pause. "525 knots on the ground, Dusty."

Another silent pause. As I was thinking to myself how ripe a situation this was, I heard the familiar click of a radio transmission coming from my back-seater. It was at that precise moment I realized Walt and I had become a real crew, for we were both thinking in unison.

"Center, Aspen 20, you got a groundspeed readout for us?" There was a longer-than-normal pause. "Aspen, I show one thousand seven hundred forty-two knots."

No further inquiries were heard on that frequency.


Ah... My favorite of all SR-71 jokes  ;D
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:54 am

This just has to be done ................ Image .....all of them.



True, but like I said before. With over three quarters of the posts simply links to YouTube, it's nice to see a real joke, especially if it's Aviation related. I wouldn't even care if someone reposted the old Quantas maintenance joke again.... ;D
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby Craig. » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:05 am

This just has to be done ................ Image .....all of them.



True, but like I said before. With over three quarters of the posts simply links to YouTube, it's nice to see a real joke, especially if it's Aviation related. I wouldn't even care if someone reposted the old Quantas maintenance joke again.... ;D

god not again ;D
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Re: SR-71 Humor

Postby eno » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:28 am

This just has to be done ................ Image .....all of them.



True, but like I said before. With over three quarters of the posts simply links to YouTube, it's nice to see a real joke, especially if it's Aviation related. I wouldn't even care if someone reposted the old Quantas maintenance joke again.... ;D


True ........ Youtube is getting to be rather over used here.......!
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