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[EGNX]

Uncyclopedia, only just found out about this website and thought i would share it!  :D

Here's something I searched

Have fun!  

[Craig.]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/F1
You have to read it all. I bet it'll have most in tears. especially the last line

Ralph Shoemaker

Believes himself to be the younger brother of Micky Shoemaker, but is in actual fact the Micky's talentless clone. Frequently manages to spin in Pit Lane and often stops well short of the team mechanics, prompting a mad dash most of the way down pit lane; the team's unofficial slogan is "Alright boys, when Ralph arrives, I want you to take for steps to the left!". Insists that his Christian name rhymes with 'chaffe', and that he is not Christian.

Ferdinand Alonzzzo

A bleary-eyed Spaniard who usually looks as though he's both hungover and emo. In actual fact, he's probably just woken up, as evidenced by his perennial bed hair. Questions were raised when it was noted that he rarely pitted, as he tends to fall asleep when stationary for more than a few seconds. However, his bland driving is reminiscent of somebody being asleep, so the validity of this claim is questionable. He is the butt of many jokes from commentators owing to his over-use of "nancy-boy hair gel" that makes him look like a "magnificent poof".

David Coulfard

Coulfard, who insists his name is pronounced "Cult Tard" has been brought into the Jordan team for the 2006 season as a father figure for Zipper. The Scotsman has yet to win a championship due to the slowing effect his rather unaerodynamic chin has on his lap-times.

Recently, Coulfard has been banned from all Formula One events because of his abnormally large chin because of it can also act as an aerodynamic device

[flymo]

this is the best article

seen this website before and is always good for a laugh, and the above article is possibly the best

john

[TacitBlue]

I looked up the word "pornography" on that site. The article that came up is hilarious, here is an excerpt:

...the first "porn star" was Tacitus...

[Theis]

This one is also hilarious!!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Denmark

[Souichiro]

Hehe Lol


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/School

Sounds about right

[beefhole]

The one on Oprah is really, really good.  Pilot is good too.  I'm at school now so maybe I'll post excerpts later

[Jared]

lol, I love it

[daz1]

I ran a search for the word "Zombie"

Zombies are a subspecies of humans which are the byproduct of any physical, metaphysical, or metalengual process which perverts the natural death process of the individual by allowing the decaying corpse to walk amongst the still breathing to fulfill the needs of the lower brain to feast upon the flesh and brains of the living and watch American Idol.

Zombies also like lots and lots of cheese, but due to the Propaganda Ministry of Hollywood, Zombies are rarely depicted enjoying cheese based foods.

best quote of them all though...

An ongoing debate exists over who was the first zombie. Many experts claim that the first recorded zombie may very well have been Keith Richards.

hehehe im gonna be on this all month

cheers
daz

[Polynomial]

some other great search terms include:

Canada (note the flag)
Australia
Emo
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