Chuck Norris....

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Chuck Norris....

Postby Peanut1234 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:48 pm

Let's see how many Chuck Norris jokes we can get in here. I'll start out with a few.

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at the book until he gets the information.

Chuck Norris doesn't cry, he just sweats from his eyes.

Any others?

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Re: Chuck Norris....

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:26 pm

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I win.


And they're not puns.
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Re: Chuck Norris....

Postby BFMF » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:22 am

Don't get me started on Chuck Norris....I've heard more since last spring than I care to ever hear again. ::)
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Re: Chuck Norris....

Postby Akula. » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:25 am

grooooaaaaaan... one of my friends became obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes. Pushed me to the brink of killing somebody... i dont CARE if Chuck Norris can kill at the speed of light... arrgh!
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Re: Chuck Norris....

Postby Fozzer » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:55 am

My vote is for Chuck Norris as the next President of the United States.... ;D...!

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Re: Chuck Norris....

Postby flymo » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:48 am

their are a few funny ones but most of em are just pure stupidity
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