Mailman Retires

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Mailman Retires

Postby Helms » Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:23 am

    It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

   At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"
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Re: Mailman Retires

Postby Akula. » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:58 am

;D ;D lucky postman
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Re: Mailman Retires

Postby lilley91 » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:52 pm

now, becoming a postman as my career has become a possibility!!  ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Mailman Retires

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:03 pm

;D
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Re: Mailman Retires

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:38 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mailman Retires

Postby flymo » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:53 pm

lucky !-beep-!

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Re: Mailman Retires

Postby PlutonianEmpire » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:52 pm

I take it the woman was blonde? ;) ;D
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Re: Mailman Retires

Postby Craig. » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:54 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D lmao ;D
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