Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

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Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby 4_Series_Scania » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:01 pm

Im embaressed for him.  ;D

[quote]Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare
Word 'pump' misheard as 'bomb'
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Re: Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:32 pm

Hmm, he must have been out of viagra.....lmao. Either that or he's a former boy scout and is, "Always perpared"....lmao

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Re: Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby Katahu » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:13 pm

Now the whole family knows, the world knows and the court knows. I feel sorry for the fella. I can't imagine the embaressment. ;D
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Re: Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:50 pm

I've heard of worse! Here a woman made the local news when the bomb squad were called in for a parcel at the main Post Office. When the bomb squad had finally dealt with the package making the strange noise they could be seen rolling around the floor. It turned out to be a pair of vibrators that were being sent in the post and started up ;D Naturally the local press did say who the parcel was for ::) ;D
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Re: Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:56 pm

Just like the woman who's chastity belt set off the weapons detector at airport security. ;D
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Re: Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:12 pm

I've heard of worse! Here a woman made the local news when the bomb squad were called in for a parcel at the main Post Office. When the bomb squad had finally dealt with the package making the strange noise they could be seen rolling around the floor. It turned out to be a pair of vibrators that were being sent in the post and started up ;D Naturally the local press did say who the parcel was for ::) ;D


Wow, two vibrators.... :o....what an animal.... ;)

One for backup for those times when they break down at the worst possible time.  ;)

She could have gotten one that plugged into the wall...ah, hmmm, probably figured she couldn't afford the power bill. OK, she could have tried finding one like the one in "Naked Gun". A gas powered one...hmmm, at todays prices for gas, probably couldn't afford the fuel either.... ;D
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Re: Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby Katahu » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:40 pm

Naturally the local press did say who the parcel was for


Seems like the press doesn't understand one's right to privacy. ::)
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Re: Charges dropped in sex-aid airport scare!

Postby Jared » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:01 pm

all in the name of a news story..... ::)
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