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Push Back

Postby expat » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:23 pm

The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit."

"Now it's the Box office."


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Re: Push Back

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:35 pm

Yuck. ;D
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Re: Push Back

Postby Ecko » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:51 pm

Been posted before, but funny as hell! ;D
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Re: Push Back

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:30 am

;D ;D
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Re: Push Back

Postby Alonso » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:36 pm

;D ;D
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Re: Push Back

Postby Jared » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:32 am

wow..that ones old! :P
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Re: Push Back

Postby lilley91 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:10 am

never heard that one

very good  ;D
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