A bloke gets a brand new swanky car and takes his girlfriend out for a spin in it.
After a few miles he gets pulled by the police and the copper comes up to him and says "Excuse me sir but have you been drinking?"
"Why?" asks the man "Was I driving badly?"
"No!" replies the officer "You were driving perfectly it was just the ugly fat bird sitting next to you that made me suspicious..."
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