Dentist = )

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Dentist = )

Postby mostickity » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:53 pm

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."
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Re: Dentist = )

Postby Dr.Goodfly » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:21 pm

ummmm....... ??? I don't get it......
Sorry..
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Re: Dentist = )

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:29 pm

ummmm....... ??? I don't get it......
Sorry..
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Re: Dentist = )

Postby Craig. » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:42 pm

;D ;Dclassic ;D ;D
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Re: Dentist = )

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:11 pm

;D ;Dclassic ;D ;D


..it's one of those simple jokes that has me in peals of laughter each time I read it... ;D...!!

...got to stop reading it....else I'm going to die...!

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Re: Dentist = )

Postby Theis » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:49 pm

Hahahaha!! ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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