Three priests hold a meeting to discuss where life begins.
The evangelical priest says, "No question about it, life begins when the child is born."
"No, no," says the Catholic priest, "it all starts when the sperm meets the egg."
"You're both wrong," says the Rabbi. "Life begins when the children have left home and the dog is dead."
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.....I'd have to agree with the Rabbi..... 
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