Fokkers

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Fokkers

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sun May 14, 2006 6:08 am

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. (Joke best delivered with a good thick accent)

"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.

(At this point, several of the children giggle.)

I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."

At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"

"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."
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Re: Fokkers

Postby Theis » Sun May 14, 2006 6:14 am

Nice joke, but it was a danish pilot that was tolding that story, that flew spitfires for the RAF under WW2
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Re: Fokkers

Postby Mees » Sun May 14, 2006 8:30 am

how about...we dutchmen call the Fokker Spider the Motherfokker........
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Re: Fokkers

Postby Saitek » Mon May 15, 2006 6:18 pm

This must have been posted millions of times, though it is different to the usual one.
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