BMW

[Splash]

Hope this aint an old one, if so I apologize in advance, but I just heard it myself.
Lady takes her BMW to a gas station, tells the mechanic it died.
Mechanic works on it for awhile and has it idling smoothly in no time.
She says "Whats the problem?"
He says "Ah just crap in the carburator"
She says " How often do I have to do that?"

Shhhhhh!!!!  Dont tell anyone, it was my wife  lol

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[ozzy72]

Ahh hah. Okay I promise not to tell!

Ozzy

[BMan1113VR]

hmm. . .blonde is she?

[Splash]

How'd ya ever guess BMan?,  but then she's the same ole gal that when she got pulled over for speeding and the Officer asked her for her licence, she told him she wished the police would get their act together. "You guys took it away from me yesterday, and you expect me to show it to you today?"
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[russ]

 "You guys took it away from me yesterday, and you expect me to show it to you today?"

LMAO!!!!!!

[emmanuel723]

nice great oh and funny where you got it is amusing

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

You do know this post is 3 years old don't you Emmanuelle? :-/

[Mees]

You do know this post is 3 years old don't you Emmanuelle? :-/

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[beefhole]

emmanuel it's really not a good idea to post in threads where the last post is more than a week old, let alone three years.  Necroposting is very, very annoying because people think its a fresh topic if they dont check the dates (Ive made a habit of it).

[legoalex2000]

emmanuel it's really not a good idea to post in threads where the last post is more than a week old, let alone three years.  Necroposting is very, very annoying because people think its a fresh topic if they dont check the dates (Ive made a habit of it).

HAHAAA!! i get it!!

necroposting, i did that to a couple posts

*cough*cafe simviation*cough* yeah i remember that thread really well... throwing cream pies.

Ramos