Tiger Woods drives a BMW......

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Tiger Woods drives a BMW......

Postby 4_Series_Scania » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:02 am

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are those?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything.  ;D
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Re: Tiger Woods drives a BMW......

Postby Omag 2.0 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:36 am

LOL... one bump and the tee gets stuck in an ackward place... No wonder BMW-drivers act a bit funny on the road...
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Re: Tiger Woods drives a BMW......

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Mon Mar 27, 2006 12:54 pm

I love BMW's...LOL... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tiger Woods drives a BMW......

Postby Ecko » Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:10 pm

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Re: Tiger Woods drives a BMW......

Postby beefhole » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:21 pm

LOL! ;D
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Re: Tiger Woods drives a BMW......

Postby flyboy 28 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:22 pm

;D I hope he'd have them right-way up! :o

..and dosen't Tiger endorse Buick?
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