The really old man..

[Theis]

The old man had just had his 110th birthday, and a local reporter was sent to his home, to ask him how he got so old.
Reporter: What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Old man: I sh!t! ohh i sh!t soo much!
Reporter: Well, we can't really bring that.. What is the second thing you do in the morning?
Old man: I pee! ohh, I pee atleast a litre! the golden rain is fossing out!
Reporter: Well, that can't we bring either, what is the third thing you do in the morning?
Old man: I get out of my bed..
Reporter: ............ Ahh...ok...jus...just forget this conversation, ok?
Old man: What conversation?
Reporter: Ok, thats it! Im out of here!
Old man: Wait! you havn't changed my diper yet!

[cspyro21]

Right....  ::)

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

Strange...but funny

[Romulus111VADT]

I bet the people at the old folks home would laugh at it....

Just don't tell them after they've had their prune juice or you'll need a shovel.....

[gottoflynow]

uuuuggh...thats strangely...funny!!!!

-gottoflynow

[Travis]

That's really gross, man.  But that is still really funny.

[Saitek]

You trying to suggest life at 110 is nothing but a load of ....?

[Scorpiоn]

You trying to suggest life at 110 is nothing but a load of ....?

No!  Jeez, you don't get it do you?

It's that and a litre of wee!

[Corsair Freak]

LOL that was good!

[Jared]

haha!