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[Romulus111VADT]

Fresh

[Craig.]

Your on fire tonight Rom

[Romulus111VADT]

Your on fire tonight Rom

Hey, a couple of extra pain killers does wonders for your sense of humor and Lord have mercy I'm feeling good.....

[cspyro21]

Fresh  from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" She ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"  :o

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. A very brave man, stupid, but brave.  

LOL

[BFMF]

You mean he's not a quadriplegic?

[H]

You mean he's not a quadriplegic?

No... but he feels like being wiped away by toilet paper.

[Omag 2.0]

LOL! Romulus, you're cracking me up... Pun not intended!    ;D  ;D

[Romulus111VADT]

I read this to my wife and her comment was- "If you ever said that to me, you'd be so dead!"

[Hai Perso Coyone?]

LOFL

[Jared]

[Souichiro]

Know that in several versions

Always makes me laugh

This is no exception