2 jokes..

[Theis]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?


"How do you breath through something so small?"

Have a nice day!

[AlphaBravo]

No.1 -- BPB
No.2 -- k..........

[BFMF]

[Saitek]

No.1 -- BPB
No.2 -- k..........

Correct.

[Travis]

Actually, I like the longer version of the first one better.  Most jokes are made for single-breath deliveries, but this is one where the build-up is important.

And if I could breathe through mine, it would open up a whole new world in perfume . . .

[flyboy 28]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?


"How do you breath through something so small?"

Ouch! Never heard that before.

[SkyNoz]

[H]

At least the elephant didn't ask how he uprooted trees with it -- that's a splintering thought not to be lingered on.  :-[

[Saitek]

At least the elephant didn't ask how he uprooted trees with it -- that's a splintering thought not to be lingered on.  :-[

owwwww

[TNHunter]

Not to be rude or crude, but I am curious how a fellow would pick up peanuts with it too!

[H]

Not to be rude or crude, but I am curious how a fellow would pick up pe[e]nuts with it too!

It's rather a private matter but the two start out on about the same level. Hopefully, the suffix doesn't go downstream with the prefix and won't need to be picked up.