A Letter to the Manufacturer

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A Letter to the Manufacturer

Postby H » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:52 am

Thought I'd pass a copy of this letter on to you:

Dear Manufacturers of Liquid Tide;
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag people.
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Re: A Letter to the Manufacturer

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:03 am

Now that's how to build customer loyalty.... :o

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Re: A Letter to the Manufacturer

Postby Souichiro » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:22 am

Yup that stuff works miracle onOther peoples bloodstains....


Which reminds me..

I gotta order some new stuff
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Re: A Letter to the Manufacturer

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:02 am

;D ;D
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Re: A Letter to the Manufacturer

Postby BFMF » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:23 pm

LOL ;D
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Re: A Letter to the Manufacturer

Postby ctjoyce » Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:53 am

LMAO!!!!!! Very nice. Just the way to start a morning ;D
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