Phrasing Phrases 17

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Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:25 pm

It's back...

Do they put underwear on corpses?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?

If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby Saitek » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:18 pm

oh yeah - lots of them about... ::)
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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:37 pm

oh yeah - lots of them about... ::)


I have a Notepad file with the entire series...
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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby Saitek » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:04 pm

lol - they are funny right enough. (just incase you thought I was being dull ;))
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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby Jared » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:36 am

yay more mindless questions!
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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby legoalex2000 » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:50 am

keep bringing them then, always good lateral thinking, like those lateral thinking puzzles.

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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby TacitBlue » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:02 am

I actually know the answer to that last one if you want to know. Other than that, they were pretty good. ;)
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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby BFMF » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:04 pm

good ones ;)
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Re: Phrasing Phrases 17

Postby Moach » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:11 pm

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?



i definately open my eyes first... lol

then it takes me about an hour to actually wake up... ;D ;D



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