The cabbie and the nun

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The cabbie and the nun

Postby igs942 » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:54 am

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and  the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and

#2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby H » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:04 am

Some might say that was none too funny.  ::) 8)
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Saitek » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:35 am

If that's the mod - I'm not sure of his personal details. So rather lost on me. ;)
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby igs942 » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:45 am

Better point out this is not about anyone in particular ;)
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Saitek » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:49 am

ok then, that's alright. ;)
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Sytse » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:09 am

I thought it was funny...  ::)
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:26 am

Tee Hee ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Jared » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:29 am

;D
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Theis » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:48 am

LOL!! ;D ;D ;D

P\/\/N3D!! ;D
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby ctjoyce » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:50 am

The poor poor man. Oh well its a good story to tell the kids.
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby beefhole » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:12 am

Hahaha! ;D
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:26 am

;D
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Omag 2.0 » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:11 pm

LOL!  ;D
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:18 pm

Next time he'll think twice about asking a stranger to fufill a sexual fantasy.. ::) ;D
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Re: The cabbie and the nun

Postby Corsair Freak » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:34 pm

lol.
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