80 is the worst age to be.

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80 is the worst age to be.

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:08 pm

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a movement every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Corsair Freak » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:14 pm

lol.
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Saitek » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:02 pm

:-/ ::) ;D
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:52 pm

LMAO..... ;D
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Jared » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:32 pm

lol...that one is SO old! ;)
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby cableguy » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:47 pm

ROTFLMAO
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:53 pm

Haha!  ;D
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby BFMF » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:16 pm

Already been posted
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby H » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:52 am

Already been posted
But, evidently, not flushed. ::) 8)
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:58 am

;D ;D ;D
Andrew I haven't heard this one before, so from now on when you say it has been posted before I'd like you to give a link to the thread it was posted in......
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Sytse » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:05 am

;D LOL  ;D

;D ;D ;D
Andrew I haven't heard this one before, so from now on when you say it has been posted before I'd like you to give a link to the thread it was posted in......


That's good idea ozzy! And not just for Andrew...
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Jimbo » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:35 am

..Jimbo's Tours, MORE info in the MULTIPLAYER SECTION
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby Icelandair Pilot » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:49 pm

i bet he took that off last weeks ebaumsworld.com quick jokes.
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Re: 80 is the worst age to be.

Postby flyboy 28 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:36 pm

So? :)
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