LMAO, I'd probably get slap happy drunk on a shot of liquor now....

I'm as dry as the Sahara desert and plan to remain that way forever.
I havn't drunk anything alcoholic since Sunday. And it still feels like a long time.
Wow, Woody, is this a record dry spell.....
What made me stop was exceptional night of drinking in the late 70's. On the drive home (a BIG NO NO!) all these darn evil trees kept running out in front of my car. Scared the crap out of me too. I never knew trees were so vicious.....
Mmmmmm.... Tequila.....
Oh, Lord, we've gone and done it, we gave Woody an idea....
If it's real Tequila, beware the worm.....
Not an idea I havn't had many times before. I just like seeing peoples faces when they havn't had it before. ;D
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