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Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:35 pm

A lonely woman, aged 80, decided that it was time to get married She put an ad in the local paper that read:
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Re: Elderly dating

Postby zeberdee » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:19 pm

Very good ;D ;D
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Re: Elderly dating

Postby Mynameisnemo » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:25 pm

cool joke  ;D.

*must try that someday* rofl
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Re: Elderly dating

Postby Jared » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:27 pm

LOL! Now that is disgustingly scary!
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Re: Elderly dating

Postby Wing Nut » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:18 am

::)  Lame...  ::)   :)
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Re: Elderly dating

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:05 am

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Re: Elderly dating

Postby Omag 2.0 » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:39 am

Lol!  ;D

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Re: Elderly dating

Postby Fozzer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:19 am

Fantastic....!

I've just re-wired my door bell for 240 volts....

....does amazing things for my Wiener*.... :o...!

Paul....must ring the bell again...and again... ;)... ;D...!
LOL...!

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Re: Elderly dating

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:59 am

Fantastic....!

I've just re-wired my door bell for 240 volts....

....does amazing things for my Wiener*.... :o...!

Paul....must ring the bell again...and again... ;)... ;D...!
LOL...!

* Signature... ;)...!

P.S. Fozzer the thick-skinned...."Jokes Forum"...anything which makes me laugh is OK by me.... ;)... ;)... ;)...!


Wow, 240V...lmao....bet that provides quite a kick.... ;D

Also bet the neighbors will be watching and gossiping.

Be careful though, with all addictive habits, there can be side effects. I bet this one would provide you with a pair of twins that tend to light up like Christmas lights.... ;D
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Re: Elderly dating

Postby the_autopilot » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:10 pm

LMAO
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