Where did all these tickets come from???

[Triple_7]

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle and a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horses arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.

[Gunny04]

LOL! I would really hate to own that car...... Cheers, Gunny

[A/SGT.Mav316]

LMFAO Your messed up man! That guy is gonna be pissed when he sees all those tickets. But that is so funny.

I am surprised that the officer was so pissed that he never bothered to see some ID off you. Usually when you piss a cop off they try to look up some dirt on you and waste your time while they are checking you out.

But none the less this was hilarious.

Good one  ;D

[Jared]

Been posted before..

Good advice is to not pass off an old well-known joke as ones own..

[Triple_7]

lol...with so many jokes doesnt surprise me its been posted before

wasn't passing it off as my own...copied and pasted...didn't feel like replacing all the "I"s

[Wing Nut]

Been posted before..

Good advice is to not pass off an old well-known joke as ones own..

Actually, it's kind of funny told that way...  ;)