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Doctor Joke

Postby beaky » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:28 pm

Doc: Well, I have some bad news and some very bad news...
Patient: Give me the bad news first, Doc.
Doc: The lab called with your test results... they say that- well, that you only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: Twenty-four hours??!! That's terrible!! What could the "very bad" news possibly be??!
Doc: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday...
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Re: Doctor Joke

Postby Jared » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:20 pm

LOL! another oldie and goodie! :)
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Re: Doctor Joke

Postby beefhole » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:42 pm

haha thats a good one :D
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