little green man....

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little green man....

Postby Jared » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:46 pm

There was a lil' green man who went to his lil' green house. He went to his lil' green shower and turned the lil' green tap on. He heard the lil' green doorbell ring, so he turned off the lil' green tap, put on a lil' green towel and opened the lil' green door! There was his lil' green girlfriend. The lil' green man opened his lil' green arms out wide to give her a lil' green hug! He wanted to give her a "surprise." His lil' green towel went off and the lil' green girlfriend ran across the lil' green street screaming, got hit by a lil' green car and died.

The rule is: never run across the road when the green man is flashing.
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Re: little green man....

Postby ARFFguy20 » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:58 pm

??? ??? ??? ???
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Re: little green man....

Postby Jared » Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:00 am

Don't your crosswalk signs have little green men on them? All of em around here do! ;-)
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Re: little green man....

Postby xFLAMESx » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:43 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: little green man....

Postby alrot » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:51 am

LMAO  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: little green man....

Postby Ben_M_K » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:35 am

Nice... ;D
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Re: little green man....

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:04 pm

LOL  ;D
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