The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

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The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

Postby Deputy » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:33 am

Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.


His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"


Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.


Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.


He...ummm..licks his tools clean.


Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.


When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.


Wears a necklace made of human teeth.


Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.


Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.
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Re: The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

Postby Jared » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:08 pm

That's not funny...

that sounds like my dentist!!!

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Re: The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

Postby Stratobat » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:18 pm

Lmao ;D

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