Blonde joke

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Blonde joke

Postby Felix/FFDS » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:17 pm

Said the brunette to the blonde, "Look at the dead birdie flying around!"

Answered the blonde, craning his neck up at the sky, "Where, where?"



(NB:  I hesitated to put this in the jokes section - not when I pulled the prank on the same person, twice within 10 minutes.....  although it helped to have just finished a good lunch with suitable libations.)
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Re: Blonde joke

Postby Skligmund » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:15 am

Obligitory:

How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the swimming pool.

What do you call 2 blondes in the freezer?
Frosted Flakes.

O.K. got that off my chest.
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Re: Blonde joke

Postby chomp_rock » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:35 pm

ROFL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blonde joke

Postby Jared » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:13 pm

what do you call 5 blondes standing in a row?

Why that would be a wind tunnel of course...
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Re: Blonde joke

Postby the_autopilot » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:46 am

LMAO
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