How many times have you come home after a night on the beer, opened the front door, taken your shoes off, crept up the stairs, gently opened the bedroom door, silently got undressed, and just as you are about to get in the bed, you hear.."WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS"
Well, next time you have been out, slam the front door, clonk up the stairs, throw open the bedroom door, chuck your shoes in the corner, slump down on the bed and say......."Give us a bl**job"
I bet you she's asleep!!!!!!!!
why did God made them beatifull and nesesary 
