An old man walks into confession...

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An old man walks into confession...

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:55 pm

"Father, I've been meaning to come here for such a long time"

"Oh, well what seems to be troubling you, laddie?"

"Father, I've been sleeping with 3 beautiful women each night for the last month..."

"Oh, my my... When was the last time you were in confession?"

"Oh, never. I'm Jewish."

"Then why'd you tell me?"

"I'm tellin' everyone!"
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Re: An old man walks into confession...

Postby Jared » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:36 pm

D'oh!  ;D ;D
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Re: An old man walks into confession...

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:17 pm

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