The Elevator

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The Elevator

Postby Iroquois » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:47 am

A man named Mike, goes into an elevator, looks up and sees he
is alone except for this great big huge guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".

Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude
kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him.  He asks, "Are you ok?"

In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I
just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my
testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

Mike said, "Oh, Thank God!!! I thought you said, 'Turn Around.'"
[center]I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. ;)
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Re: The Elevator

Postby Craig. » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:54 am

LOL
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Re: The Elevator

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:35 pm

Now THAT is funny!  ;D
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Re: The Elevator

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:00 pm

;D
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: The Elevator

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:24 pm

;D ;D ;DLOL

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Re: The Elevator

Postby martianfrogz » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:08 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!! That the best I've heard yet. ;D
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Re: The Elevator

Postby Jared » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:01 pm

lol....:-)
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Re: The Elevator

Postby the_autopilot » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:10 pm

This has been posted so many times before.
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Re: The Elevator

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:52 pm

LOL!
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