You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

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You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:18 pm

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the darkside...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defenseelectro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father and your uncle."
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Re: You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

Postby jimclarke » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:00 pm

You mow your yard and find a lost droid. :D

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Re: You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

Postby Loafing Smurf » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:29 pm

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defenseelectro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father and your uncle."


My favorite ones.  ;D
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Re: You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

Postby chomp_rock » Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:54 pm

LOL!
AMD Athlon 64 3700+
GeForce FX5200 256Mb
1GB DDR400 DC
Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD
Windows XP Professional X64 Edition


That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they
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Re: You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

Postby RichieB16 » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:06 pm

Those are pretty good.  LOL.   ;D
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Re: You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....

Postby Politically Incorrect » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:31 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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