Pickup lines that fail

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Pickup lines that fail

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:26 pm

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"So what do you do for a living?"
"Female impersonator."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit in a cardboard box?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"Wanna go to your place or mine?"
"I don't know... Will two people fit under a rock?"

After hearing a pickup line:
"I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

If you are looking at a girl and she says:
"What are you looking at?"
Say:
"I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

"Would you like to dance?"
"Not with you."
"Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little. I just did."

"Do you wanna dance?"
"Yeah, but not with you!"
"You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"

"Does beauty run in your family?"
"It obviously doesn't in yours!"

"What's your name, sexy?"
"Taken!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"
"Yeah, but this time don't stop!"

"I think you're the best looking girl in here."
"Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!"

"So, baby, your place or mine?"
"Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!"

"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!"

"You look like a dream."
"Go back to sleep."

"What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?"
"What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?"

"I can see forever in your eyes."
"But all I can see is never in yours."

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
"Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to freak."
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Re: Pickup lines that fail

Postby chomp_rock » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:18 pm

LOL!  ;D

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Re: Pickup lines that fail

Postby jimclarke » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:57 pm

A couple more:

1.  "Has anyone ever told you I look like Robert Redford?"

2.  "How much do you cost?"


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