Too Much Posting

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Too Much Posting

Postby Iroquois » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:48 am

This one is dedicated to Ozzy and Andrew

How to know if your posting too much.

1. Your computer is brand new but you've already had to replace your keyboard three times.

2. Busy people leave the forums to avoid you.

3. Your ISP has cut you off for using too much bandwith.

4. Nobody asks you a question.

5. All forum members know your entire life story, including the complete details of what you had for lunch on June 25th 1992. Strangely you know next to nothing about them.

6. You've replaced your real name with your screen name. (People know who you are that way)

7. You haven't slept in four days.

8. You have been fired from your past four jobs for abusing your computer privliges. Funny enough, that job as a civil servant is "working" well.

9. You have no idea what your friends look like.

10. Other members respond to you in two word posts. The second word being either "up" or "off".
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Re: Too Much Posting

Postby Stormtropper » Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:19 am

9. You have no idea what your friends look like.


This one is really good ;D ROTFLMAO

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Re: Too Much Posting

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:15 am

Actually last time I was in London I met up with Will (Smoke2much, now Sleep2much), so I do know what at least one of my friends really looks like ;D
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