Keep your eye on the ball...

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Keep your eye on the ball...

Postby microlight » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:14 pm

Bloke goes into his doctor's and says 'I want to be castrated.' Doctor tries to talk him out of it, but no.

Goes into hospital, has the operation. Wakes up next day and starts talking to the guy in the bed next to him.

'What are you in for?' he asks.

'I've been circumcised.' replies the second man.

'Circumcised!' shouts the first man. 'THAT's the bloody word...'

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Re: Keep your eye on the ball...

Postby Blackbird971 » Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:24 pm

;D :( :-/ :o ;D
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Re: Keep your eye on the ball...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:01 pm

Heard that one years ago. Still funny though... ;D
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Re: Keep your eye on the ball...

Postby Wing Nut » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:41 pm

;D
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Re: Keep your eye on the ball...

Postby Squeek » Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:58 pm

opps!
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