Another elderly couple...

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Another elderly couple...

Postby microlight » Tue Jun 15, 2004 8:48 am

(You might need to be a Brit to understand the punchline...)

An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you ?", and the man replies "Would you monitor us having intercourse, please ?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he's so amazed that such an elderly couple are seeking his assistance that he agrees.

When the couple finish, the doctor advises  "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you're having intercourse".

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them
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Re: Another elderly couple...

Postby zeberdee » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:17 pm

I must join BUPA!!!! nice one !
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Re: Another elderly couple...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:48 pm

Brilliant. ;D
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Re: Another elderly couple...

Postby Wing Nut » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:43 pm

;D
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Re: Another elderly couple...

Postby Pinchaser... » Sun Jun 20, 2004 12:32 am

that is pretty low. but i think its funny ;D
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Re: Another elderly couple...

Postby gaztop » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:31 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nuff Said  ;) ;) ;D ;D
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