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Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Thu May 27, 2004 7:45 pm

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane
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Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby xFLAMESx » Thu May 27, 2004 9:48 pm

[quote]1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.
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Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby Stormtropper » Sat May 29, 2004 3:46 pm

He he... ;D

Heres another one:
"This is your captain speaking, we are currently climbing to an altitude of 30,000 feet.......... good God, why is the ground above us?"
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Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby Jared » Sun May 30, 2004 2:57 pm

lol...
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Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby Mr.Mugel » Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:54 pm

When you fly Uspide down, push the yoke away, if you pull it up to you, it
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Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:56 pm

Are you guys having a dig at my flying again ;D
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Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:55 pm

The best one has to be.....

"Hehehe. There's a goat standing on that cloud."
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Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear on An Airplane

Postby xFLAMESx » Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:30 pm

7. Thank you for flying with us as we start our Trans-Atlantic flight. Please keep your seatbelts on, put on your life-vests and hang on! :o ::) ;D

Hey Mark, u fly the big jets too? ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
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