No speaka da Englis?

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No speaka da Englis?

Postby stormy » Sun May 09, 2004 9:58 am

Two Italian men get on a bus, sit down and proceed to engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them, at first, but her attention is galvanized when she overhears one of
the men say:

"Emma come, first. Den, I acome. Den, two asses come together. Den, I come, once-a-more. Den,
two asses, they come together, again. Den, I come, again, and pee twice. Then, I come, one lasta
time!"

"Why, you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE!" retorted the lady, indignantly. "In this country, we
don't talk about our sex lives, in public!"

"Hey, coola down, lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun May 09, 2004 11:32 am

lol 8)
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Sun May 09, 2004 11:39 am

Lol, good one  ;D
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sun May 09, 2004 2:22 pm

;D ;DLOL

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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby stormy » Sun May 09, 2004 4:43 pm

;D ;DLOL

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug


you lost me on this.. what does this have to do with doug  landing ?????? ???
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby Hagar » Sun May 09, 2004 4:55 pm

[quote]you lost me on this.. what does this have to do with doug
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby stormy » Mon May 10, 2004 1:05 am

Trucker is another Doug. (There's plenty of us about. ;D ) He always signs his posts like that. ;)

oh ok got it then. thax for letting me know.......... ;D ;D
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby BFMF » Wed May 12, 2004 11:05 pm

was posted years ago ;D
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby stormy » Thu May 13, 2004 12:21 am

was posted years ago ;D

well I was not here years ago and neither were others :P :P :P

;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby Scottler » Thu May 13, 2004 12:46 pm

lol Wendy...I heard this one a while ago and it is, to date, one of my all time favorite jokes.

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: No speaka da Englis?

Postby pete » Thu May 13, 2004 2:59 pm

Great joke!  ;D .. loved it! (& never heard it before either..)
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