Men never listen

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Men never listen

Postby Hagar » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:31 am

My sister-in-law just sent me this. ;)
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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's
restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this is unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons, "replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

Men Never Listen.
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Re: Men never listen

Postby Fly2e » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:39 am

Laughed Out Loud Doug!
Very funny!
Thanks!

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Re: Men never listen

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:11 pm

;D ;D ;DLOL ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Men never listen

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:35 pm

LOL!
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Re: Men never listen

Postby Jared » Sat May 01, 2004 8:21 am

:-/ :-/ :-/

I'm gonna be sick! And I even knew this one....:-)  ;D
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Re: Men never listen

Postby Stormtropper » Tue May 04, 2004 5:44 pm

Would someone please get me off this floor.
Very funny.
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Re: Men never listen

Postby Skittles » Tue May 11, 2004 11:27 am

...Men Never Listen...


What?
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Re: Men never listen

Postby EirePlane » Thu May 13, 2004 1:54 pm

didn't someone post this before. In spanish! Did he win the PITA award
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