a gentleman - elegant man
alec guiness - genuine class
armagedon - mad god near
astronomers - moon starers
contradiction - accord not in it
decimal point - im a dot in place
desperation - a rope ends it
dilpomacy - mad policy
dormitory - dirty room
eleven plus two - twelve plus one
endearment - tender name
evangelist - evil's agent
falsehood - has fooled
greyhound - hey, dog run!
margaret thatcher - that great charmer
pittance - a cent tip
presbiterian - best in prayer
prognosis - signs: poor
protectionism - nice to imports
recieved payment - every cent paid
rocky mountains - o, man-ski country!
slot machines - cash lost in'em
snooze alarms - alas! no more Z's
the morse code - here comes dots
conversations - voices rant on
Delicatessen - ensliced eats
hibernated - bear hit den
incomprehensible - problem in chinese
inconsistent - n is, n is not etc...
old masters - art's models
past due - date's up
pastorship - parish post
sunbathe - heat burns
the eyes - they see
the piano bench - beneath chopin
any thoughts?
