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Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon May 10, 2004 5:08 pm

Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, sh!t!
A bad skydiver goes sh!t, whack.
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: bad golfer

Postby the_autopilot » Tue May 11, 2004 12:00 am

To quote Andrew: "Been posted before"

Good one though.
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Re: bad golfer

Postby ozzy72 » Tue May 11, 2004 5:57 am

What happens if the main 'chute fails?
You pull the reserve!
What happens if that fails?
That is what we call jumping to a conclusion ;D
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Re: bad golfer

Postby SideWinder9 » Wed May 12, 2004 4:41 pm

Hehe! ;D
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