A man walks into a doctors....

[ozzy72]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a pair of Saran wrap shorts.

"Well," says the psychiatrist, "I can clearly see your nuts."

[Romulus111VADT]

Now where did I put that, "Boo Hiss and Yuck" smilie.....It seems you always miss place things when you need them the most.....

[Jared]

Or he says that he is there because he thinks he's a moth...

doctor responds I believe you need the psychiatrist down the hall...

to which the guy replies...

"I know, but your light was on...."