A busload of nuns were unfortunately killed when their bus ran off the road and down an embankment. They were then queued up outside the pearly gates awaiting entry to Heaven.
"Have you any sins of the flesh" says St Peter to the first nun.
"Well, I did touch the end of a mans thingy once with the tip of my finger, but it was an accident"
"Ok, my dear" says St Peter, " Dip your finger in the Bowl of Holy Water, and pass through the Gates.
"Have you any sins of the flesh" he says to the second nun.
"I once held a mans penis in my hand, but is was only for an instant" she says.
"Right, dip your hand in the Holy Water, and pass through."
All of a sudden, there is a commotion and a scrabbling, and this young nun forces her way through to the front of the queue.
"Hold it, hold it" says St Peter, "What's the rush."
"Look" says the nun, " I'm gonna have to gargle with that stuff, and I want to do it before Sister Maria puts her arse in it" !!
